The veryconceptof a computer’s attempt at fake art is bad.

To quote a particular dead famous human man, it’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.

An LLM cannot create anything new; it can only rearrange what it already has.

Data was a computer that wanted to become a person. Today’s AI exists mostly just to sell you computer things pretending to be people, but poorly.

After all, it supposedly opines, since when do peoplelikejobs and want to have them?

By sounding like Carlin, they help make the sales pitch work a little better.

An LLM can mention things but it cannot combine concepts into something new.

A nightmare image of an audience created by AI that appears in I’m Glad I’m Dead.

It can’t make observations because it fundamentally can’tknowwhat it’s looking at.

But it also strips humanity from you, too.

So “I’m Glad I’m Dead” sucks in all the ways you think it does.

An AI-made image of Bill Cosby that appears in I’m Glad I’m Dead.

And it sucks because it is not, in any way, funny.

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An AI-generated image from I’m Glad I’m Dead claiming that AI will make it so you work less, because don’t worry, THIS time a tool that supposedly increases productivity will cut down on the amount of labor humans have to do.