The Batmanis in theaters now but simply watching The Batman isn’t enough for me.
I need to be Batman.
Well, that sounds a little too intense.
I need tosmelllike Batman.
After all, that’s the first step to giving yourself over to a life of vigilantism, right?
Thankfully, that’s where Dr. Squatch comes in.
For Batman, one would assume that scent would be sweaty Batsuit, cave water, and vengeance.
To them, that particular scent is dark leather.
Honestly, though, that’s what Robert Pattinson’s suit looks like.
So, in theory, they’ve nailed it.
In practice, though, I didn’t really feel like Batman after I used it.
I just didn’t feel “sad vigilante taking his frustrations out on the criminal underworld” cool.
In the long run, that was probably a good thing.
After all, Batman does a lot of his prowling at night, and I like to sleep then.
Then, of course, there’s The Riddler’s scent.
Instead, there’s an intricate web of puzzles for you to solve to figure it out.
If you enter it into theDr.
Squatch website, you get to watch a video that reveals the scent–apple of discord.
As far as I can tell, that’s Riddler code for green apple.
Much like The Batman’s blend, Riddler’s soap was nice.
As with The Batman Bricc, that’s a good thing.
I never wanted to be the Riddler.
Fingers crossed they eventually release a Penguin blend, which just smells like Colin Farrell.
Then we can all be the coolest dude on Earth.
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