Is that Ninja Rap we just heard?
It’s pizza time!
However, we see it’s not exactly shopping as it is stealing their food.
It makes sense, as they don’t really have any money.
There’s a quick Mission: Impossible gag where Raph comes down from the ceiling on a wire.
Leo cuts his way into a truck to take a case of Doritos.
So their first stop is a movie screening in the park where Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is playing.
They are convinced that the way Ferris lives his day is how high school actually works.
We then get their origin story with Splinter as a young rat in NYC.
Then the ooze happened and Splinter found the baby turtles in the ooze and saved them.
Then we get a montage of Splinter raising the Turtles.
Cooking, bathing them, putting them to sleep… all the things a father would do.
“That day I promised to never let you get hurt ever again.”
Cut to some bad guys pulling off a heist with the cops chasing them.
The would-be robbers work for Superfly (Ice Cube), the movie’s main villain.
He takes them to his place, located on TCRI property, and it’s filled with mutants.
They then do it with ninja stars, which is in one of the trailers.
The ninja star ends up stuck in April’s helmet, thus introducing them to her.
Leo has an immediate crush, but April is positively pissed at the boys wrecking her stuff.
The boys hassle Leo for wanting to go talk to her.
April is yelling at them about safety, not realizing someone is stealing her motorscooter.
First, Donnie winds up getting stabbed in the leg by Raph’s sai.
Then the gang of thugs and the Turtles fight it out.
You could hear Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap” playing in a car stereo while they fight.
Somehow, the turtles win the fight and nobody is more thrilled or surprised than they are.
April comes to get her scooter back and finds all the bad guys beaten up.
The Turtles are hiding from her but she finds them.
“Can we explain this over pizza?”
Michelangelo asks, which April agrees to.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem kicks into theaters on August 2.
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